A guy walks into a Land Rover dealership. The salesman says, "Can I show you something that can take you anywhere?" The man replies...
Call for the punchline ;-)
Not many people know that the manufacturer of Land Rovers attempted to market a computer. Why did they stop? The could not find a way to get it to leak oil!
Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner
"How can you tell one switch from another at night, as they all look the same ?"
"He replied, it does not matter which one you use, nothing happens !